From Seattle we went to Doe Bay in the San Juan Islands. We stayed at a little hippie resort in a yurt with clothing optional mineral baths. Blessedly the dominant mineral was Chlorine. I observed a steady dynamic equilibrium of 1 hot young hippie chick to 10 old hairy hippie dudes. If 1 hot hippie chick was in the pool and an eleventh old hippie dude arrived, then one of the old hippie dudes, unable to bare the hideosity of the aged hippie male form, would leave the pool. If a second hot young hippie chick arrived, ten more hippie dudes followed.
Otherwise, the place was charming.